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Excessive climate continues to pummel america with headlines:

SUVs, Republicans, and the NFL are clearly guilty, although I’m sufficiently old to recollect after we summed up the entire above as “winter.”

There was a sure financial system of language within the pre-Web days. Now we’re all linguistic spendthrifts and I believe our tradition and our collective psyche is worse off for it.*

*[Disclaimer: people filling bike blogs with words every day are in no way a part of the problem, no siree.]

There’s an previous saying about life providing you with a sure citrus fruit after which turning stated fruit right into a refreshing candy beverage. Equally, when Outdated Man Winter, Mom Nature, or their twenty first century gender-neutral equal, “Local weather Change,” offers you snow, you must make a journey out of it, and that’s what I’ve been doing all week:

Granted, relying on the quantity of snow and the climate and all kinds of different components this isn’t at all times doable. Nevertheless, it simply so occurs that for the previous week circumstances round right here have been completely excellent for plus-sized tire snow rides. Skipping a journey simply because it’s chilly and snowy is like reducing the fats off your steak, and typically by doing so that you’re lacking out on the very best half.

You’ve additionally acquired to have the suitable bike, and the Jones LWB is actually the suitable bike. No, it’s not a fats bike…

…however the tire quantity is greater than enough for just a few inches of crunchy, frozen snow, and between that and the lengthy wheelbase and upright place the bike is as sure-footed on snow as a sasquatch in crampons. Because of its excessive competence, it’s the form of bike you possibly can lose your self in whatever the seasons or the terrain–and sure, that is an all-Jones fan weblog now. Not solely does it assume command as my major bike within the lifeless of winter winter, nevertheless it’s additionally my summer time trip escape machine:

Ah, sure, it’s laborious to think about that just some brief months in the past I used to be basking within the solar and cooling my toes in a crystalline alpine lake:

Now I’m traversing the tundras of decrease suburbia with nary a change in tools, save for the pedals, which I’ve been swapping forwards and backwards in princess-and-the-pea trend:

In truth I believe I’ve barely even needed to high off the tires since August.

I’ve not too long ago been addressing my bike accumulation downside, and I’m coming to grasp that a part of this downside is that once I actually like a motorbike, as a substitute of merely being happy with it, I discover myself compelled to construct it once more. I’m undecided if this can be a manifestation of some form of deep-seated insecurity or paranoia, like I’m afraid it’ll someway get broken or disappear so I would like a couple of, or if it’s merely that I’m an inveterate materialist who’s hooked on the joys of acquisition and should expertise the joys of the chase and concomitant launch of endorphins over and over. Both manner, although the out-of-the-box Jones is principally excellent for my functions, as I journey I fantasize about having one in titanium:

Would this meaningfully enhance my using expertise? Most likely not. Nonetheless, as an incorrigible bike dork I can’t assist slavering over the premium variations:

[Via the Jones site]

I’m now not naive sufficient to imagine I might have only one bike for all my using, however I additionally discover myself taking a look at this and telling myself I might completely have only one bike for all my using:

[Via the Jones site]

In some way this stuff handle to be each lavish and smart on the identical time:

In each inventory and customized type Jones bikes additionally compel me to look at my relationship with stuff like disc brakes. Whereas I’m predicably contrarian on the topic, plenty of that has to do with the truth that they’ve now taken over on bikes the place the online acquire to the rider can at occasions be small, debatable, and even nonexistent. (See: highway bikes. And no, I’m not saying sure riders don’t acquire one thing from highway bikes with disc brakes; I’m simply saying I’m not a kind of riders, and I do know I’m not alone.) Nevertheless, on a motorbike just like the Jones you’re actually getting one thing out of the discount, and some of the vital ones is 3-inch tires with fenders plus room to spare. The identical factor goes with stuff like crabon and titanium. I’ve acquired a highway bike with crabon and titanium, due to course I do:

Do I like it? Certain. However what am I gaining over a metal bike with a metal fork and common aluminum components? It’s slightly bit lighter? So what? A highway bike comprised of extra pedestrian supplies is already about as mild as any bike must be. Sure, I’m ready to confess that strategic deployment of titanium and crabon can impart a satisfying journey high quality, however the lugged metal highway bikes of yesteryear additionally symbolize the head of “highway really feel” or no matter you name it and proceed to set the usual even at present, and in the end well-designed and well-built highway bike comprised of any affordable materials goes to really feel nice. 

When you’re speaking a couple of big-ass bike just like the Jones although I’d think about that the load financial savings from titanium and crabon are significant, particularly for those who’re additionally utilizing the bike to its full potential by carrying stuff. After all I’m not even remotely utilizing the Jones to its full potential, and I’m fortunate if I get to journey it for just a few hours at a time, so I ought to proceed to be happy with a motorbike that’s, as I stated earlier than, “excellent” for all sensible functions. I’ll nevertheless proceed to fantasize that at some point I’ll “retire” (from what precisely?), order myself a premium Jones with all of the trimmings, and disappear over the horizon–although even you then will be certain I’ll be sleeping inside:

Hey, I’m not saying I wouldn’t need to journey round for days on finish with nothing however the naked necessities. I’m simply saying on the finish of day-after-day I’d want to wheel my filthy-ass Jones into the foyer of a pleasant resort, that’s all. Then I’ll take a 35-minute bathe and wash out my merino underpants with the free shampoo.

Talking of lengthy journeys, my very own plus-tire journey began again in 2015 with the Marin Pine Mountain 1:

This bike instantly bought me on plus-sized tires. By the way in which, right here’s the Marin Pine Mountain 1 at present:

It appears to be like like a superbly good hardtail mountain bike, and a cut price besides. On the identical time, since 2015, trend has modified, and the Pine Mountain has modified with it. The tires are skinnier, the headtube is slacker… [begins sobbing] It’s now not the bike I fell in love with. That is the distinction between a “common” bike firm that sells numerous completely different fashions and an organization like Jones. The Pine Mountain follows the traits, whereas Jones sticks together with his factor 12 months after 12 months after 12 months. Certain, he continues to refine the idea, however essentially the bikes keep true to themselves, and to the inflexible all-terrain bike fanatic that is vital. I suppose as biekpacking and garvel have gotten an increasing number of in style there are an increasing number of boutiquey inflexible off-roadable bikes on the market, however whereas they often is the newest darlings of the influencers, I don’t assume anyone’s as single-minded as Jones is, or has put practically as a lot into them.

Anyway, after awhile Jeff Jones acquired his hooks into me and I began to show the Pine Mountain right into a Jones…

…till 2018 when Jones launched the SWB full:

The LWB full adopted in 2019, and for a short, magical time I had each an LWB and an SWB:

Even I couldn’t justify this, and compelled myself to determine between the 2. It was form of a no-lose scenario, since each bikes have been unbelievable, however in the end I went with the LWB and gave the SWB away in a contest. The eventual winner of that contest had bowled me over together with his grandiose plans for the bike, although as of now he nonetheless has but to understand these plans, however what am I gonna do at this level, repossess it? And hey, if each time I didn’t observe by way of with a plan somebody took one thing away from me I’d be sitting in an empty room in my underpants. (I imply sure, I’m sitting in an empty room in my underpants, however that’s only a coincidence.) Perhaps at some point once I least count on it I’ll get a tremendous journey report, assuming after all he doesn’t simply promote it to the desert gentrifier web site.

So right here we’re in 2024, and the bike’s operating robust stem to stern:

I haven’t even needed to substitute the tires but, and I believe that’s principally because of the ample width. See, the broader a tire is the longer it takes to put on, which is an efficient factor since plus-sized 29er tires ain’t low cost–although it appears to be like like Cheng Shin sells one for $50:

No concept how it’s, nevertheless it’s good to realize it’s on the market.