by Sl33zy right here, the defacto unofficial Burger King correspondent for the Fatguyfoodblog. I have been going again on forth on BK’s fare for a few 12 months now, and we have had a little bit of a curler coaster relationship recently- and never like a enjoyable curler coaster at Six Flags however extra like an outdated, creaky picket one the place you are too afraid of it all of the sudden collapsing to have any enjoyable. Final time I used to be there, I had mighty low expectations for the Whopperito, which actually ended up being the perfect quick meals merchandise I’ve reviewed for this weblog. However do not you suppose for a scorching second I am getting in there and anticipating a fluke like that to occur once more.
On the time I wrote that assessment, I used to be nonetheless basking within the afterglow of the Whopperito’s deliciousness. Nevertheless, now I’ve to reread the assessment simply to imagine it truly happened- it is like a dream I had whereas dozing off within the scorching solar with a sombrero tipped over my eyes on the aspect of a busy interstate. It seems I have been burned by BK so many occasions, even after a ten/10 expertise, they nonetheless could not salvage their repute with me. Actually, if it wasn’t for this weblog, I would in all probability be okay with by no means setting foot in outdated BK once more.
However they only appear to maintain cranking out new shit, and I’ve obtained a weblog to jot down. So true to the outdated FGFB motto, time to spend my hard-earned cashola on the most recent and probably-not best so you do not have to!
Due to sharing this weblog on my Fb web page and the weblog itself being powered by Google, I am consistently barraged with aggressive quick meals advertising in my information feed- so I went in anticipating to attempt the brand new Bacon King sandwich and the marginally much less new Jalapeno Rooster Fries. I did not know that the exact same day BK was rolling out a brand new Crispy Rooster Sandwich.
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| i made this in paint |
Was it fortune that had introduced me there on this special occasion… or hubris?
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| this was like $20… |
To be sincere, hen sandwiches actually ain’t my recreation. As I’ve talked about just lately, the purpose is misplaced on me. If you are going to bread after which fry hen why hassle placing it on extra bread? A dipping sauce would suffice simply high quality right here. Meal full and assumably a job effectively carried out. However for some cause, someone sooner or later stated, “Nah man, there’s merely not sufficient bread right here. The floor space of a hen tender doesn’t precisely symbolize my ardour for bleached flour. When consuming hen tenders I desire my bread to hen ratio to be a minimum of 1 to 1. For each hen morsel I devour, it have to be absolutely padded in wheat.” Effectively, whatever, I have been watching the Pengest Munch on YouTube just lately; that dude appears to have his shit collectively and he will get one each time… Perhaps there’s just a few textural factor I am lacking right here.
However I will let you know precisely what textural factor I am not lacking: rubber! Which is strictly how I would describe this hen sandwich- QUITE RUBBERY. In actual fact, if I had dropped the factor as I rightly ought to have, little doubt it’d nonetheless be ricocheting across the restaurant. For actual, this hen patty crunched in a disturbing approach. My bites have been virtually type of snapping off, like consuming some type of microwaved hen jerky. Though the feel was disagreeable, the style is about what I used to be anticipating: a routine conjuncture of hen, bread and mayonnaise; the style that I think about one who enjoys quick meals hen sandwiches seems to be for in a quick meals hen sandwich. In all probability not that texture tho.
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| recent out the wrapper |
Holy shit- if that is the NEW hen sandwich what the fuck was fallacious with the outdated one?!
The way forward for this meal regarded grim, however nonetheless I moved on to the Jalapeno Rooster Fries (aw, how courageous of me.)
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| yo this field can maintain a minimum of ten extra hen fries |
These have been good- the straw-like form of them supplied an additional crunch and would’ve made them higher to dip, if I have been supplied any dipping sauces. They have been somewhat greasy and a few have been oddly formed, however they tasted so significantly better than the hen sandwich I used to be grateful. Nevertheless, with “Jalapeno” within the title, I used to be anticipating a little bit of a kick, however the spice recreation right here was weak. If it weren’t for the bits of inexperienced on the surface, I would assume there had been a mix-up.
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| yum |
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| did you hear hen fries are authorized in MA now? |
After consuming these oddities, the BBQ Bacon King in contrast was a lot too acquainted. Firstly, the quantity of bacon included on this sandwich warrants a reputation extra like “Bacon Jester”. So with that being the case, I am unable to actually even work out why this sandwich exists- BK already had a bacon cheeseburger, and it was simply okay. Sadly, the identical might be stated of this one- however with a boisterous sufficient title to instantly sprint my hopes.
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| god I hope that was mayo |
And so, I used to be proper to maintain my expectations low. Despite the fact that the “Jalapeno” Rooster Fries have been good, they did not even come near Whopperito degree, and even sufficient to make up for the terrible hen sandwich or common BBQ Bacon King.
New Rooster Sandwich: D.
Jalapeno Rooster Fries: B-.
BBQ Bacon King: C+.
Evaluate by sl33zy
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